Monday, September 5, 2011

The Art Of Shaving In A Trailer


1.     Inform people you live with that you are shaving. Failure to do so may result in trailer shaking just by walking around.
2.     Keep toilet paper strips ready & alcohol nearby
3.     Stretch. Especially important if shaving in a 24" X 38" bathtub.
4.     Adjust water temperature. This is simple. It's either scalding hot or freezing. No in between settings.
5.     Chewing gum not advisable. To many things to concentrate on.
6.     Breathe. Focus on one point in the bathtub for equilibrium.
7.     Do one leg at a time.
8.     Shift to other leg without banging into wall. Good luck.
9.     When finished reward yourself with soothing aloe vera gel for afflicted areas. I suggest buying economical gallon size bottles.
10. May want to wear pants on shaving days or just wear pants for the rest of your life so you don't have to shave. You could move to Europe.
Copyright Diane Sesler 9/24/10

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