A Men's Disease

This isn't a story about losing socks in a dryer. This is a story about my husband over socks and colors.

Every morning he comes to me with 2-3 pairs of socks with confusion written all over his face. He says "which one?". I look at his outfit. I am baffled. He has on blue jeans and a white shirt. In his hands he has 2 items. One pair of socks is brown and the other is green. I shake my head. This man writes computer programs.

This isn't an isolated situation. A male friend came to visit us the other night. As he descended our dock stairs, my eyes grew large. I looked down at his hairy legs. Sorry, but crocks are not my favorite shoes. Add more details to the crocks, and you can spell disaster. With the black crocks, our friend wore ankle high black socks.

Hint: This look does not attract women. It's not a chick magnet. If it does, she has a good heart. It may be what you have heard sometime in your past..."But, she's such a nice girl.". That's the second hint.

...And, why is it that when men get older, the socks get higher up their legs? Is it holding up something?

May be losing socks in a dryer is a good thing.