Our whole life changed when Guru Maharaji sent me an email last
night.
Isn't life wonderful? The timing is perfect. ServPro wants us
in court for the mold they never cleaned up. Wearing the same shirt
and pants for a year was becoming a reality . That was
until luck knocked on our door all the way from South Africa. I will
now be able to wear diamond studded pants. Oh yeah!
Guru Maharaji from Johannesburg is a very nice man. I
searched for him on the internet to say thank you. I guess I'll have to do
a bit more digging. Memory fails me, but that's not unusual. I apparently knew
Xavier Diaz who is now dead. I don't remember him, but I thank him for
leaving us $4,500,000 in his will. The email said "that the
money is to support his missionary activities...to help the poor and
needy". He obviously sympathized about our living in
a trailer + our dilemna with ServPro. Even the Guru is moved to
emotion when he wrote "May his soul rest in pace". When you give away
that much money, pace is a better place than peace. Mr. Diaz deserves to be in
that pace.
Call me crazy, but my mind is racing. We will spend thousands of
dollars in court and not care. I will have a loud gurgling laugh in
court while wearing diamond studded pants. I will buy and up my trailer
space to 40'6". Thank you Xavier.
Bless his little heart. Is it cocktail time yet?
10/15/10
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