Monday, September 5, 2011

Buddha In - Buddha Out


I pray. I ring Jesus, Mary, and other Saints'doorbell often. Praying happens often when pain shows its ugly face. I don't think They mind. My Gods & Saints are an understanding bunch. That's a good thing, since my being nice isn't always stable.

I have done the I love me & you retreats, meditating, visualizations, tai chi, Reiki, buddha shrines, countless help me books. A deep sense of peace enters my body as I breathe in and out. I'm there spiritually with all the birds, flowers, and the world. I want to hug a tree, but...

Some creepaloids stole our catalytic converter off our Toyota while we were sleeping. My Buddha switch went off. The "I love you, you love me, we're just a happy family" took a dive into a stinky slimy dumpster. I wanted to kick Barney in the shin. Purple anger. I'm hoping that the thieves' thing-a-mawdoo gets a rare uncommon rash and falls off. Sending love their way is not happening. A second robbery happens. A box full of dog treats and soap to be delivered by UPS never makes it. I want to stuff the crook's mouth with an entire bag of dog bones and soap followed by a cool glass of antifreeze. I want to snap their little head off their shoulder. I'm censoring my other PG-18+ thoughts.

Time to go ring some Saint's doorbell.

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