Monday, September 5, 2011

Poopsicle & The Art Of Cursing


Nanook of the North is in my backyard. Either that or a drunken sailor dressed like an Eskimo. That's my babe...my David. A gentle lamb gone wild on steroids. We had a warm and satisfying breakfast. The big plans of playing board games or drawing up more house plans went down the sh...ter - literally.

"What's that smell? Did Nuke fart again?" I said. Our search, which took 30 seconds due to living in a small metal container, made our eyes pop out. "Holy..." you know what. The investigation led David outside. Inspector David comes back with a full report.

David (hands on hips) -  "It's frozen solid." Perplexity all over my face.
Diane (clueless eyes) - "huh?"
David (clearly not happy) - "The poop tank is frozen solid."

This reminds me of the word  I heard from the Knapp family at one of our Bored meetings "Poopsicle". A similar mess they had to deal with in Alaska. How does one deal with Poopsicle? It's not like we live in a shack in the Tundra. This is Nashville for goodness sake. We don't have the how do you fix a frozen poop tank for dummies' book. David is putting a heater near the source. It's a shitty situation.

Again, I say thank you geezus  for bloody Mary's.

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